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Funny Thors day!
Posted:Nov 15, 2018 4:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2018 6:58 pm
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What comes first the chicken or



the egg?


My beer bug is half-full today Thors Day!



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BJ After Hump Day!
Posted:Nov 15, 2018 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2018 5:31 pm
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BJ After Hump Day!


Cumming again after hump day yesterday!



My wife loves to pleasure me even the day after Hump Day Wednesday!


I just go bananas about it!
How about you?


BJ After Hump Day!
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Thors Hammer Thursday!
Posted:Nov 15, 2018 4:46 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2018 5:40 pm
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Thors Hammer Thursday!


I love on Thors day to use my hammer on my wife!



How skillfully do you use you hammer on any day?



Nail her good use you hammer!


Thors Hammer Thursday!
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Funny Monday!
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 10:59 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 11:15 am
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Why do I associate politics with Mondays?
I don't know but Mondays for some reason brings out the humor and the weird!


Do you think most bloggers on this site are just full of hot air?
On Mondays, I am lucky if I pass gas successfully!
How about you?



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What women think about on Mondays!
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 10:58 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 11:27 am
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What women think about on Mondays!



Women think about food on Mondays and passing gas at 24hourfitness when they are alone in the spa!


Women think about going on a sex vacation with someone else not you!


What do you think about on Mondays?
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Get Her Done - Three Holes On Monday!
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 10:56 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 11:47 am
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Get Her Done - Three Holes On Monday!


Do you prefer a BJ on Mondays?



Do you prefer a straight fuck?


Or, do you prefer anal?


Get Her Done - Three Holes On Monday!
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Funny Sunday!
Posted:Nov 11, 2018 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2018 9:07 pm
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Read man,




Plow man,







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Like Father Like Son A Fuck Man!
Posted:Nov 11, 2018 8:37 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2018 8:45 pm
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Like Father Like Son A Fuck Man!


My father was a fuck man!



I am just like my dad!


Just doing my genes!


Like Father Like Son A Fuck Man!
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Three is better than two even on Sunday!
Posted:Nov 11, 2018 8:00 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2018 8:29 pm
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Three is better than two even on Sunday!


Two hot lips and one hard cock!



Four tits and and one hard cock!






Three is better than two even on Sunday!
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Funny Friday!
Posted:Nov 9, 2018 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2018 5:13 pm
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Girl play Friday!
Posted:Nov 9, 2018 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2018 5:22 pm
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Girl play Friday!


Do you like to watch women playing?



I do!


Strap-on and go!


Girl play Friday!
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Fish Net Friday!
Posted:Nov 9, 2018 4:48 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2018 4:54 pm
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Fish Net Friday!












Fish Net Friday!
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Funny Wednesday - “Are my testicles black?”
Posted:Nov 7, 2018 3:02 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2018 3:13 am
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One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt.
He said to her, "If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle."
The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her breast and said, "If you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
The wife grabbed her husband's penis and replied, "and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!"



A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?"
"Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied.
"What happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"That's okay," said the young man.
"We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either."


A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack.
He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed.
An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge.
The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting you clean”
The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse was quite embarrassed to answer the question and said “Sir everything should be OK”
The patient just kept on asking again and again, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so much.
So she raised his gown, moved her hand to find and grab his penis and testicle, moved it all around, checked very closely and suddenly man ejaculated on nurse’s hand.
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, embarrassed at the fiasco says loudly enough, “Ma’am, Thanks but I still need to know 'Are my tests results back?’”



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