++ Home schooling  

pal334 64M  
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++ Home schooling


I posted something like this a while ago and was fascinated by the responses. Lets try it again. Many of us more "mature" members remember the pearls of wisdom our parents shared with us , as part of our education. I wonder how many of us have passed this down to our children and grand kids? Do you have any pearls of wisdom that were passed down to you? You youngins now have an idea why we are like we are

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
You into the middle of next week!"

4. My father taught me LOGIC.
Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC ..
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
You're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case
You're in an accident."

7. My father taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, And I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10.. My mother taught me about STAMINA..

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."


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pal334 64M  
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1/12/2019 5:22 am

Some of the experiences of the 60's may have carried forward. [image]

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HoHowdy 56M  
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1/12/2019 6:00 am

Good ones, thank you for sharing with us.


SimpleLatina 54F
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1/12/2019 6:28 am

Those are so funny. The ones my Mom used in Spanish were also outrageous


pocogato12 66F  
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1/12/2019 7:19 am

PATIENCE: Wait til your father gets home

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kinkyfem73 46F  
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1/12/2019 8:18 am

Lol. I’ve used a few of those on our kids!

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sweet_VM 60F  
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1/12/2019 9:10 am

You found some really good ones. Alway brush your teeth my mother use to say. I still have all of mine. Hugs V

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scott6250 56M  
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1/12/2019 9:43 am

Those are good ones my friend.

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pal334 64M  
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1/13/2019 3:53 pm

    Quoting HoHowdy:
    Good ones, thank you for sharing with us.
My pleasure

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pal334 64M  
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1/13/2019 3:54 pm

    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    Those are so funny. The ones my Mom used in Spanish were also outrageous
And maybe a bit more emotional?

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pal334 64M  
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1/13/2019 3:55 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    PATIENCE: Wait til your father gets home
I remember that one so well!

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pal334 64M  
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1/13/2019 3:56 pm

    Quoting kinkyfem73:
    Lol. I’ve used a few of those on our kids!
They are so easy to use

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pal334 64M  
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1/13/2019 3:57 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    You found some really good ones. Alway brush your teeth my mother use to say. I still have all of mine. Hugs V
Moms seem to know what to say

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pal334 64M  
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1/13/2019 3:57 pm

    Quoting scott6250:
    Those are good ones my friend.
They are so accurate

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